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Going to my first hockey game tonight! I hope we score all the touchdowns.
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no one likes you gtfo bitch
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
watch it. love it. die.
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PSSSST, Kohl’s is hiring. Work with me!
Okay! I’m going to apply now. [:
doodz.
So I was like, FUCK I NEED A JOB.
but no one takes me anywhere to get job.
so i went online and applied for jab.
Anyway, I did Petco first and it was long and they made me do this 85 question survey and it was weird.
Then I did the Marriot Hotels as a “Housekeeper”. Why the hell do they call it a housekeeper. It’s a fucking hotel. Call it hotelkeeper. And makes it sound different, like you’re the keeper of the hotel, and you have a huge giant gold key and you… keep things with the key?
I don’t know. But then THEY made me do this survey thing. And it was like, HOW NEAT IS THIS? HOW MANY MISTAKES ARE MADE IN THIS PICTURE?
and i’m like, shit nigger i dont fucking care this is dumb.
so i quit.
i hope i get the job at petco cuz das ALL I DID.
i swear the next time i catch a fucking sea bass i am going to eat it right then and there
NO, YOU DON’T GET TO GO BACK IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN
YOU GET TO DIE
it’s always like, yay a big fish maybe it is an red snapper.
but no.
it’s not.
it never is.
